I want news!

Fuck sake, why won't you work?!

TEST

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Testing, testing, VON TWO TREE!

Yeah, well, testing - and all that shite!

This is a test post, and is to be ignored, like this blog.

Zelda Revo to get interactive?

Signs point today that the Revo version of the new upcoming Zelda will be highly interactive, and will come with the vibrator attachment which will slot into the Revolution controller (aka the remote).

Project Rub (Or Feel the Magic) for the Revo is also set to steam up the room with the same attachment. Clearly Nintendo know their horney male (and female) gamers quite well!

5 days to go!

Promotional Briefs don't lie! 5 days, that's what we've been told. These promotional Y-Fronts we we're sent only back up that statement.

10 Days? Only 10 Days?

Can you see it? It looks like a Revolution on the Horizon, with 10 days in the foreground.

What's going to happen in 10 days?

What's going to happen in 10 whole days?

What's going to happen in 10 whole complete days?

FUCK KNOWS!

More Nintendog-Revo pictures?

As you can see, the graphics are nothing short of superb. I wonder if you can buy two dogs at a time in this Nintendogs?

They're at it again! Playing with our minds!

REVOLUTION GRAPHICS???

I don't beleive it. But it dropped in our inbox this morning - real Revo real time pictures!


Just look at the hairs, and the jaws, and the drool. Who said the Revo was going to be crap compared to the 360's graphics?

/excited.

EDIT: This could be a Nintendogs Revo Scan!!

What's this all about?

Here's the latest stuff that dropped in the old inbox. I don't want to read too much into this new blue logo, but...

Blue is the color of the sky and sea. It is often associated with depth and stability. It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven.

Blue is considered beneficial to the mind and body. It slows human metabolism and produces a calming effect. Blue is strongly associated with tranquility and calmness. In heraldry, blue is used to symbolize piety and sincerity.

Shit. Nintendo clearly know what they're doing.

VIRTUAL BOY + GLOVE = VIRTUAL GLOVE????

Nintendo is at it again. Another viral campaign? I thought so when this dropped in my inbox from the son of one of Nintendo's highest executives...

As you can see, the image is clearly red and we can see it.

I didn't know what to make of it, until a few hours later I received a follow up. Things began to make a little more sense, but not much more.

Obviously we're meant to guess something. But what? My initial guess was "Potato Salad"

Then this came. I figured it was asking who this is. I didn't understand.

HOLY SHIT.
And then, it hit me. Guess who's back. That's the message!
Virtual plus Glove equals VIRTUAL GLOVE??? What is this? A new product? IS THIS THE REVOLUTION!? Why didn't I post these as I got them?!? LET THE MASS DEBATE BEGIN.

You hear it here first.

Could this be a viral campaign?

"G7ffe 9You7 Rev0polution89"

Proof! It's in Nintendo's Pudding!

You can laugh and doubt my source, but he has the badge to proove you all wrong.

Holy Crap & Cream in my Pants!

Do you see what I see? I think it's some kind of controller for the Revolution! But wait? Is it a remote? This could be the first blog with an image of this new and exciting innovative way of controlling the actual HorizonRS Revolution 2 Ultra 64.

Oh man, i'm so excited.

Jesus!

I cannot believe some people are doubting this blog. It is the only place for 100% Unfake news, on the Revo, and now on the DS 2. Look at the pictures, they're genuine, and they're from a trusted source. Don't shoot me down!

I have lots more genuine stuff coming soon too. Keep your eye on TrueRevo!

Is this the boot up screen of the Revo?

Boot Up Screen
Moments later, this dropped in our inbox. The Revolution boot up
screen, but then that leaves the question... what is the Horizon RS?
Is it some new, unheard of Nintendo project that will blow us away?
You heard it here first!

Nintendo DS 2?

Nintendo DS2

Here it is folks. 100%, conclusive proof that the DS2 is on the way.
Have a look at this official logo we had sent to us under-the-radar by
an official Nintendo employee. You heard it here first!

IT GETS BETTER!

OMG.

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Hi. Some would say I work for Nintendo. Maybe that's true. I have some, like, leaked shit that I'm going to show you now. Don't tell big N - it's more than my mother hooking job's worth!